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We’ll be friends until we are old and senile and then we’ll be new friends
The dentist said I need a crown I was like I know right
Some things are better left unsaid which generally realize after I have said them
Omg my mother was right about everything
You drink too much you cuss too much you have questionable morals you’re everything I ever wanted in a friend
Fluent in fowl language
Instead of single as my relationship status I prefer independently owned and operated
Oh relax obviously nothing is under control
Me yelling at squirrels in the street to move so they don’t die
I can by your sarcastic undertones rude comments and sheer lack of common sense
I feel like I should clean the house so I’m going to lay down and nap until those feelings pass
Everyone talks about an inner child
All food must go to the lab for testing
Come here you giant cup of beautiful coffee
Careful free range children
You say dad bod, but I call it a father figure
I might look like I’m doing nothing but in my head I’m actually really busy
I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck
Home is where hair sticks to everything but the pet
Cooking is love made visible
Best Flippin dad ever
Settle down ain’t nobody got time for that
I’m the only hell my mama ever raised
I’ll click to that
Don’t let the dogs out no matter what they tell you
Cause a stir
… and then the wine whispered say what you really think
Only a dog could go to a party
Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out
Turns out this is my circus
The nice part about living in a small town
I don’t want to brag or make anyone jealous
Every time I try to eat healthy
I laughed so hard a tear ran down my leg
My kid is turning out to be exactly like me
Winter Wonderland
All she wanted for Christmas was a nap
Be messy
Oh the weather outside is frightful but the wine is so delightful
The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Life is better in a small town
Joy to the world
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle
I have put one drink in each room
A great mother
Don’t let the dogs out
I was socially isolating before it was cool
It may take a village to raise a child
I’ll be Irish in a few beers
Roses are red tacos are delicious
Are we having drinks or dranks I need to dress accordingly
Family a little bit of crazy
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